Me: Probably not. . . (I think about it a little more). Well maybe you'd still go because what else would you to do tonight other than be sad?
She: I'd have things to do!
Me: Like what?
She: Like plan my funeral outfit!
|Perhaps I need to buy this book. . .|
She: (In a non-commital voice) Yeah. . . But it's not as bad a sin as LAZINESS!!! (with a glare at a sibling)
A few minutes later. . .
She: Sigh. . . I love family funerals--it's so good to see everyone. . .
There are so many problems/issues/theological heresies going on here that I can't even write anything else about it.
All I can say is "Lord have mercy. . ."